Wal-Mart is in discussions with The Centers for Disease Control. The retailer may put swine flu vaccination sites in some of its stores due to Wal-Mart being the center of disease.
President Obama got together for happy hour in the rose garden with Henry Louis Gates and the officer who arrested him. They all had a beer. When Obama got home Michelle checked his breath and jumped down his throat about hanging out with his bum friends drinking beer on a weeknight when they have two young children at home.
Many states are experiencing shortages in their budget. They’re trying to find creative ways to make up for the shortfall. Kentucky has put a tax on cell phone ring tones. There is one exception: the banjo theme from “Deliverance.”
A police officer in Boston has apologized for sending a mass e-mail referring to Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates as a “banana-eating jungle monkey” and says he is not a racist. I’m sure the apology from this mayonnaise-eating white honky will convince everyone he’s not a racist.
Police in Georgia investigating a noise complaint at the home of a 28-year-old woman say she was operating an illegal strip club in her basement and garage. Police got suspicious when she charged them a two drink minimum.
A man in South Carolina was charged with having sex with a horse. The horses owner caught it on videotape. This sounds like the worst episode of “Mr.Ed” ever.
I’ll tell you, e-harmony has just gone too far.
The horse is his “mane” squeeze.
The horse said “He’s hung like me.”
The horse is sad and misses the man. It’s walking around with a long face.
The guy is crushed. Well that happens when the horse is on top.
Results from a major study by the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine says that organic food has no nutritional or health benefits over ordinary food. And if there is anything the British are known for its their ability to judge cuisine.
Scientists are now discovering that the top hundredth-inch of the ocean is like a sheet of jelly and home to a menagerie of microbes. Especially the surf around Fire Island.
A new national survey says that one in three adults admit that on any typical day they take a nap. The other two have jobs.
International cancer experts now say that tanning beds are a top cancer risk, deeming them as deadly as arsenic and mustard gas. The good news is the tanning bed can double as a casket.
