Archive for December, 2009

Steven Seagal, Lawman. Goober, Action Star

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Sorry I haven’t posted for a while. I’ll try to get back to posting jokes two or three times per week. Hopefully there is still somebody out there looking at this site, thanks for hanging in there. I’m a little rusty, but…

Action movie star Steven Seagal has a new reality show on A&E. It takes place in a small Louisiana town where Seagal is a deputy sheriff. This is what A&E considers art and entertainment? Steven Seagal as Barney Fife?

One film that has not done well at the box office is “The Men Who Stare at Goats.” Why would anyone make a movie about a bunch of guys sitting around watching The View.

A woman in Massachusetts says the face of Jesus Christ has appeared on her iron and is a message that “life is going to be good.” Or it also could be a message from Jesus to get that red-hot iron off of his face!

The Warsaw zoo has had two live humans wearing animal skins on display in a cage to spark interest in man’s caveman ancestry. It also teaches the locals how to save a bunch of money on their car insurance.

A German tourist has been arrested at Disney-world for telling an employee he had two bombs in his back pack. As punishment they made him sit through the “It’s a Small world After all” ride over and over ….

Alec Baldwin says he is ready to retire from acting and told Men’s Journal that “I don’t have any interest in acting anymore.” Now if he can only get brothers Stephen, Daniel and Billy to join the club.

Cockpit tapes of the two Northwest Airlines pilots who overshot the Minneapolis airport have been released. They’ll be available on CD for Christmas in a black-box set.