The Oscars were Sunday night. “Avatar” was Blind-Sided by “The Hurt Locker.”
Director James Cameron met the Terminator, it’s his ex-wife, Kathryn Bigelow.
There is already talk of a Sequel to “The Hurt Locker.” It may star Tom Cruise and be titled “The Squirt Locker.”
Elections in Iraq over the weekend went pretty smoothly. The winner beat his opponent by a land-mine.
Bill O’Reilly said on Good Morning America that “Sarah Palin needs to go to college, Political college, world affairs college” Hopefully a college that offers more that being able to see Russia from the quad.
Next month the government is planning to unveil a new design for the $100 bill. What the heck. They figured since it isn’t worth anything, it might as well look good.
One of the Pope’s elite ushers, who is already in jail over a corruption probe, has been named in a gay prostitiution ring. Even though this guy is in custody it still may be a good idea to watch your back when bending over to kiss the Pope’s ring.
USA TODAY reports that federal employees earn higher average salaries than private-sector workers in more than eight out of 10 occupations. Of course they do, eight out of ten private-sector employees are out of work.
