The U.S. Justice Department says that oil from Mexican government pipelines is being siphoned, smuggled across the border and sold to U.S. refineries. Be on the look out if your station offers unleaded, diesel and Oil of ole.
On CBS’ “Face the Nation” Sunday morning, republican Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina said that more troops are needed in Afghanistan and that the U.S. must not ‘Rumsfeld’ the war. You know, The same way that we must not ‘Cheney’ our hunting buddies.
An investigation by the Associated Press has found that South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford has used state aircraft for trips to his children’s sporting events, hair and dentist appointments, political party gatherings and a birthday party for a campaign donor. They’re thinking of making a sit-com based on this guy’s exploits titled: “Sanford is Scum.”
Jail inmates in Tampa Florida have been selling “Jailhouse Fire Hot Sauce” made from jail-grown peppers. Ironic, because many of these inmates are in jail for selling home grown products for money.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck of “The View” gave birth to a boy on Sunday. This is her third child. The baby was born of a womb with “The View.”
From August 16 to 31 a San Diego Luxury resort is offering a “Survivor Package” where guests do without breakfast, air conditioning, lights, sheets, toilet paper and a bed for the low price of $19 a night. Don’t we already have that, it’s called Motel 6.
A Florida man who was accused of downloading child pornography told police that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. Coincidentally the cat jumps on the keyboard every time his wife walks in the room too.
Finally, the cat gets blamed for something. The dog is tired of getting blamed for all the farts.
At an Oregon ATM machine a mouse had built a nest out of $20 bills. This may not be a bad thing - the last time a mouse built a nest out of money it was called Disneyland.
An obese inmate in a Texas jail was charged with possession of a firearm. He was searched at both the city and county jail. Officers didn’t find the gun because it was hidden in rolls of fat. Not only was the inmate concealing a weapon, he was concealing his neck, belly button, kneecaps, penis……..
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