Best of dailynewsjokes from late 2007
Paris Hilton’s grandfather, Barron Hilton, has bequeathed 97% of his estimated $2.3 billion net worth to a charity started by his father.>> 97%? Paris is confused as to why he is giving away almost half of his fortune.
A nativity scene in Bar Harbour, Florida is equipping the baby Jesus statue with a Global Positioning System after the previous statue went missing. >> That’s one way to recreate the birth of Jesus…just follow the star……..”Onstar.”
The international space station got a delivery of two tons of supplies and holiday gifts. >> If I were that UPS driver I’d ask for a new route.The astronauts learned that even with less gravity, fruitcake still weighs a ton.
Two jail inmates in New Jersey escaped by digging holes in the cell wall and then covering them with photos of bikini-clad women. >> The inmates are smart. They didn’t use any photos of Britney Spears. She’s not known for covering a hole.
