Posts Tagged ‘Los Angeles’

Who Erased my posts from the Last few Months?

Friday, March 5th, 2010

An air traffic controller at JFK airport has been suspended after he let his young son instruct aircraft in the tower and the next day let his daughter do the same. He was let go by the children of his supervisor.

An air traffic controller at JFK airport has been suspended after he let his young son instruct aircraft in the tower and the next day let his daughter do the same. The day after that he let his kids talk to the clerk at the unemployment office.

Ten Toyota owners told federal officials that their cars still accelerate when they are not supposed to even after the recall repairs. Maybe Toyota is just giving up. Today they decided to recall their apology.

A Colorado coffee shop called Perky Cups is being criticized for an advertising banner featuring a bikini clad woman holding a cup of coffee. They are the only coffee shop with a bare-ista.

Former vice president Dick Cheney suffered his fifth heart attack last week. Cheney is doing well. To put the sneer back on his face he spent several days with friends and family relaxing on Shutter Island.

Los Angeles city attorney’s are looking for four people who have put up giant billboards without obtaining permits. To get some leads the city will get the word out by putting up a giant billboard.

O.J. Simpson Convicted….

Monday, October 6th, 2008

O.J. Simpson was convicted of armed robbery (murder), kidnapping (murder) and all other counts (double murder) stemming from a confrontation last year in a Las Vegas hotel room.

O.J. Simpson was convicted of armed robbery, kidnapping and all other counts stemming from a confrontation last year in a Las Vegas hotel room. O.J. has finally learned his lesson and when he gets out of prison plans to give up robbery and go back to the simple days of murdering people.

O.J. Simpson was convicted of armed robbery, kidnapping and all other counts stemming from a confrontation last year in a Las Vegas hotel room. O.J. has been very cooperative, but jail guards think he’s up to something. He just sits in his cell taking notes while watching “Prison Break.”

Sarah Palin accused Barack Obama of “Palling around with terrorists” because Obama lives in the same neighborhood as, Bill Ayers, a former 1960’s radical. There are also Rumors that Obama was seen “palling around” with Ralph Kramden and “going bowling” with Ed Norton.”

The vice presidential debate last week drew nearly 70 million U.S. viewers making it the most watched vice presidential debate ever. It gave the “Girls Gone Wild” producers an idea. In the future look for the new “Girls Gone Maverick.”

Houston has been classified as having a severe smog problem and is now second place to Los Angeles. Houston, we…cough….have a …cough…..problem….cough, choke….cough…

The city of Las Vegas is planning the first Museum of Organized Crime which will showcase some of Nevada’s colorful past. Museum of Organized crime? I like its original title: Las Vegas

The actor who played Mr. Clean in TV commercials for household cleaners has died at the age of 92. He’s now the spokesman for a very unpopular new product: Mr. Dead.

At the box office over the weekend “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” was the winner with $29 million in ticket sales. This has been the first “Chihuahua” siting in Beverly Hills since Britney Spears started wearing panties.