Sorry the posts are slow. I’ve been very busy……
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi accused the CIA of misleading her and other lawmakers about its use of water-boarding during the Bush administration. If the plastic surgery hasn’t done it - this should open her eyes.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi accused the CIA of misleading her and other lawmakers about its use of water-boarding during the Bush administration. For someone who never closes her eyes, it’s about time they’re open.
President Obama’s budget director said that the economy appears to have bottomed out, “but we’re not out of the woods yet.” We may not be out of the woods, but after the last eight years it’s nice to be out of the Bush.
Two Yellowstone National Park concession workers have been fired after a live webcam caught them urinating into the Old Faithful geyser. The park will now be advertised as a “number one” destination.
There’s a Flomax commercial nobody wants to see.
The rim of Old Faithful is now surrounded with urinal cakes.
An 18-year-old man placed a burning candle on the crotch of a 51-year-old man at a party. The man’s groin suffered third-degree burns. The victim is a guy so it’s not surprising that being a crotch injury most of the burns are to his hand.
A Chicago-area company is marketing hair products under the brand name “BLAGO it’s Bleep’n Golden!” The name is inspired by ousted Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich. The original name was “Gee, your hair smells illicit.”
An 11-year-old girl in West Virginia threatened her 7-year-old sister with a gun to force the sister to play with her. This is a clear case of sibling riflery.
At least we know where the new rap-stars are coming from.
A 29-year-old woman in Florida was charged with grand theft for shoplifting more than $1,000 in razor blades from a Wal-Mart store. She almost made a sharp getaway.
Medicare decided that there is inadequate evidence that the X-ray procedure called virtual colonoscopy is any better than a regular colonoscopy and will not pay for it. No need for the procedure right now. The economy is giving the whole country a colonoscopy.
The FDA sent a warning to General Mills that language on the Cheerios box suggests the cereal can prevent or treat heart disease. Since when does cardboard prevent heart disease?
They’re also doubting whether Count Chocula is really a Count and if Trix are for Kids.
Actually Cheerios are pretty healthy. What’s unhealthy is the two pounds of sugar you have to smother them in to make them edible.
Sarah Palin has signed a deal to write her memoirs with publisher HarperCollins. Actually, it’s a mistake. They thought they were signing Tina Fey.
