Posts Tagged ‘Toyota’

Who Erased my posts from the Last few Months?

Friday, March 5th, 2010

An air traffic controller at JFK airport has been suspended after he let his young son instruct aircraft in the tower and the next day let his daughter do the same. He was let go by the children of his supervisor.

An air traffic controller at JFK airport has been suspended after he let his young son instruct aircraft in the tower and the next day let his daughter do the same. The day after that he let his kids talk to the clerk at the unemployment office.

Ten Toyota owners told federal officials that their cars still accelerate when they are not supposed to even after the recall repairs. Maybe Toyota is just giving up. Today they decided to recall their apology.

A Colorado coffee shop called Perky Cups is being criticized for an advertising banner featuring a bikini clad woman holding a cup of coffee. They are the only coffee shop with a bare-ista.

Former vice president Dick Cheney suffered his fifth heart attack last week. Cheney is doing well. To put the sneer back on his face he spent several days with friends and family relaxing on Shutter Island.

Los Angeles city attorney’s are looking for four people who have put up giant billboards without obtaining permits. To get some leads the city will get the word out by putting up a giant billboard.

Things aint so Rosie

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

First Lady Michelle Obama hosted a “healthy kids fair” on the South Lawn of the White House. During the event the first lady did 142 swivels with a hula hoop. It’s the same hoop that Republicans are making Barack jump through to get health care passed.

The economic recession is hurting Louisiana’s American alligator industry. There is a sharp drop in world demand for alligator skin handbags, watch straps and belts. Louisiana may be eligible for federal gator aid.

Don’t confuse gator aid with the federal bailout of banks, big business and the auto industry…that’s a croc.

The economic recession is hurting the American alligator industry. There is a sharp drop in world demand for alligator skin handbags, watch straps and belts. See you later…..industry of alligator.

A cat rode two miles in New York City stuck in the engine compartment of an SUV. The police emergency unit was called and removed the cat safely. So 9-lives beat out a V-8.

It’s been reported that Rosie O’Donnell and her partner Kelli Carpenter may be on the rocks. Rumors that Kelli got in a balloon and flew away are not true.

Actually it wasn’t a balloon, that was Rosie.

A 50-year-old Wyoming man was charged with counterfeiting money to pay an exotic dancer. A taxi driver noticed the $50 bills looked odd and were not trimmed evenly. The exotic dancer looked odd and was not trimmed evenly either.

A 50-year-old Wyoming man was charged with counterfeiting $50 bills to pay an exotic dancer. Sadly, with today’s economy, the counterfeit bills have the same value as real bills.

A 50-year-old Wyoming man was charged with counterfeiting $50 bills to pay an exotic dancer. Phony money for phony boobs.

A 125-pound black bear wandered inside a grocery store in Wisconsin, went to the liquor department, climbed up a 12 foot shelf in the beer cooler and sat down. You know global warming is bad when bears are hiding out in the beer cooler at Ralph’s.

A 125-pound black bear wandered inside a grocery store in Wisconsin, went to the liquor department, climbed up a 12 foot shelf in the beer cooler and sat down. You just know some drunk is going to rent a bear suit and try that.

Toyota is experimenting with joystick controls for a new breed of compact cars and transporters. This may cut down on crashes. Men may take their hands off a wheel, but never off their joystick.